Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Your Lust is Running Amok

Saw the following requirements in a job advertisement for an HR Manager.

"... You have ability to spot things going bad.​  You have identified "bad apples" (people who use dissatisfaction and the breeding of it to exert power over others), lust run amok, or even potential theft and embezzlement."

I wonder if I have the ability to identify.."lust run amok" in an organization?    "Now, Gavin, as I have observed..it appears your lust for Sally has simply run amok and if you want to keep working here you're going to need to slow it down and make it look more like a jogging while looking confused."

Friday, January 7, 2011

What The Cat Was Thinking...

I'm fairly sure the cat was thinking; "If I push this little rolly ball thingy around the floor with my paws and then shove it under the big white box that blows cold wind into my nose when the doors open that's next to my food bowl...I'll be able to get that big man dude that never goes away to make make a lot of noise out of his mouth real loud at me..... and then I'll just look at him like I'm confused and that he's an idiot and then I'll drop down on my backend and lick my butt while he's making all that noise at me....what great fun!"