The Daily Stain

iSniglets

iNads:
The vision portrayed when two iPod headphone earbuds inadvertently hang out of a person's front pocket of their jeans. Otherwise known as Podsticles.

iHole:
Any person listening to an iPod who interacts with a non iPod listener and acts as if one of the two is invisible to the other. An airplane passenger who refuses to turn their iPod off prior to take off or landing

iDiot:
Nuff said.

Podcastration:
The sense of being cut off of your sole source of entertainment when you forget to bring your iPod with you for the day.

Podectomy:
Having your iPod stolen or taken away from you.

iZheimer's:
Behaving completely and utterly oblivious to one's surroundings while listening to an iPod. Symptoms are farting and burping in public places, cutting to the front of a long line of people at the movie theaters, leaving cash in the ATM dispenser, handing your New Jersey Devils tickets to a police offer when simply asked for license and registration and walking off with all three copies of a restaurant credit card receipt.

Downloafer:
iDiots who spend every waking moment downloading anything and everything possible onto their iPod. "I called Jeff to see if he wanted to go to the movies but all he wants to do is download free music. What a freeking Downloafer he is"

PeePod:
An iPod user in a bathroom. Also referred to as going to the Poddy.

PeaPodders:
Two iPod users sharing one iPod.

i-coli:
Germs or viruses caught by handling an iPod directly from a PeePodder.