Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Daily Stain

Attractive Woman Seen Leaving Victoria's Secret Store

An attractive female was reported to have been seen leaving a Victoria's Secret lingerie store this past Thursday afternoon. Speaking on condition of anonymity a male shopper told reporters that while sauntering by and peering into the store an attractive woman briskly walked out garnishing what appeared to be a petite shopping bag in hand.

"I couldn't believe my eyes", the source said. "In all of my years of walking by a Victoria's Secret I have never seen such a site, this has to be a once in a life-time occurrance", he added.

Store management admitted to a woman being in the store at the time of the sighting but declined to comment any further until the results of the investigation are in.

The unknown shopper was last seen sitting in a parked Mercedes Benz posing a stiletto adorned leg out an open driver's side door before speeding off onto Route 287 and into rush hour traffic.

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